Did Rainbow say what she thought she just said…
“R-Rainbow Dash! Did… did y’all just say… ya had sex?! And are ya tellin’ everypony, too? With who?”
You act like it’s not normal, AJ…
Yeah, that’s exactly what I said. And I’ve only really mentioned it to you and Danny, and I only mentioned it to him because he asked.
Uh… The ‘with who’ part is kinda complicated…
“Well, yer personality’s are sure spot on. Are ya sure ‘bout that, Rainbow?”
“Well, it’s not like I’ve had much time ‘ta go out galavantin’ around like y’all you. Considerin’ it’s fall, and all the apples have ‘ta be bucked before winter comes means I don’t have time ‘ta be foolin’ around!”
Hey, I haven’t been galavanting or fooling around or whatever! I’ll have you know that I rescued a kid from following through a cloud, performed my third sonic rainboom, lost my wings, got a marefriend, did my weather stuff that no one even gives me credit for, dealt with some stupid ponies who thought they were actually worth my time, and had sex!
…
Well, okay. The last one could be fooling around. But still!
*This, easily enough, is where Sonic blinks; staring at the pony in a state of confusion that’s rare for him.*
…How do you know me?
The other pony, Applejack, didn’t!
Oh, that’s ‘cause I’ve met you before!
Maybe not exactly you, but yeah! We talked a few times. Though, uh — first time ya, well, the other you met me was when I had lost my wings due to a magic anon, so I was really out of it…
OOH LALA WHAT IS THIS SOME WEIRD FRENCH PORNO OR SOMETHING“Well, I just met two’a these big talkin’ hedgehogs. One’a them is alright, and the other’s… a lot like you, actually.”
you wish it was
Ahhh, I betcha the other’s Sonic, then? Everypony keeps relating me to him!
I can beat him in a race, no prob!
That’s it, though? Sheesh. [Just because your life is really eventful, Rainbow Dash, doesn’t mean everyone else’s has to be.]
Well, looks can be deceiving….
*But Sonic smirks all the same*
But I take it you’re Rainbow Dash?
Yyyyup!
Hey again, Sonic!
[It’s sometimes convenient having met the same person twice. It makes it easier to establish a sort of relationship that way. The other Sonic was nice to her, so of course she’s going to be nice to this one, too.]
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY FOLLOWING ME“Ah, speak of the devil, look who showed up! Howdy, Rainbow.”
I WAS BUT I WANTED TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION OOH LALA
Heeey, AJ! Whassup?
O-Okay….I won’t ask anything else because that’s your business, not mine.
And…how else am I supposed to react? You’re just..broadcasting it for all to hear!
Broadcasting? Nah. I just said that it was too bad you haven’t done it yet.
And then you asked me how I would know, so…
